As a Scot, I was naturally quite happy with the draw against England in Euro 2021 (yes, I know Croatia knocked them out of the competition yesterday). The BBC commentary on that game provided the text fragments for the following piece of Flarf poetry. For more info on flarf, follow the link in the comments.
Have a good week!
Flower of Scotland
Revived the old rivalries
Rain-soaked Tartan-clad hordes
Race for a place
The old enemies
Feeling the pace
Gave as good as they got
Adversaries
Ignored his pleas
Faded badly after a bright start
Tartan Army
Ran him close
Opening salvo
The spark fires up soon
Smash-and-grab point
Band of players
Unified
The Bonnie Banks o’ Loch Lomond
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flarf_poetry